Effective Date: 17 June 2025
Website: https://countdowntosanity.com
1. Who We Are
CountdownToSanity.com is a satirical and commentary-driven website that features a countdown timer to the end of the current U.S. presidential administration. This site is intended for entertainment, reflection, and public discourse.
Important Note: We are not affiliated with, endorsed by, or connected to any political party, campaign, candidate, or PAC. This site exists solely for commentary and satire purposes.
2. What Data We Collect
We may collect certain data when you visit our website, including:
- Your IP address and browser type
- Pages visited and time spent on site
- Referral source (where you came from)
- Device and operating system information
We collect this information via cookies, web beacons, and tracking technologies, including third-party tools like Google Analytics.
3. How We Use Your Information
We use your information for the following purposes:
- To understand how visitors use the site
- To improve site performance and content
- To maintain the site’s security and reliability
- To track engagement (e.g., button clicks, page views)
We do not sell, rent, or trade your personal information.
4. Cookies and Tracking Tools
CountdownToSanity.com uses cookies and similar technologies (e.g., Google Analytics) to gather data on how users interact with the website. These cookies help us analyse traffic patterns and improve the user experience.
You can opt out of Google Analytics tracking by using the Google Analytics Opt-out Browser Add-on.
5. Donations and Payments
If you choose to support the site via services like Ko-fi, Stripe, or PayPal, those transactions are handled directly by the third-party platforms. We do not store or process any payment information on our servers.
Each platform has its own privacy and data protection policies.
6. Embedded Content and External Links
This site may include links to news articles, memes, videos, or donation platforms. External sites are not covered by this privacy policy, and we are not responsible for their content or data practices.
7. Your Rights
Depending on your location, you may have rights under privacy laws such as the GDPR or CCPA. These rights may include access to your data, the right to be forgotten, or the right to object to certain types of processing.
If you would like to contact us about your data, email us at: support@countdowntosanity.com
8. Updates to This Policy
We may update this policy from time to time. Changes will be posted here with an updated effective date. Your continued use of the site after any changes indicates your agreement to the revised policy.
Still counting down. Still waiting.
This site is a work of satire. Stay sane, friends.
